"I hate my sister for being more successful than me"
"I love one of my kids much more than the other"
"I had a very bad day, and I have no one to talk to about it"
"I think of other women when I sleep with my wife"
"I just found out my girlfriend is cheating on me"
"I told my date i'm a virgin and he dumped me"
"I never eat in public so people won't think i'm fat"
"I bet every day and hide it from my wife"
"I calculate how much money I will inherit all the time"
"I've blackmailed my boss to get a raise"
"I've learned that most dreams don't come true"
"I can't use the toilet seat even at home"